monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via beepbeepdaddad)

survived-by:

One day you’ll finally see that we don’t sleep so safely.

survived-by:

One day youll finally see that we don’t sleep so safely.

(via theyouthdieyoung)

kaileighmarie:

I just found these on my phone

oh no

beautifulquote:

Beautiful Quote #NewPost [9]

beautifulquote:

Beautiful Quote #NewPost [9]

(via liamdryden)

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

(via thefartsinourstars)

devilbatghost:

whalebiology:

neilnevins:

What a time to be alive

i didnt believe it so i checked but it’s fucking real

Nick Kroll as poopypants……. this is amazing

devilbatghost:

whalebiology:

neilnevins:

What a time to be alive

i didnt believe it so i checked but it’s fucking real

Nick Kroll as poopypants……. this is amazing

(via sinclairsolutions)

aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

(via thestuffinlife)

castielsteenwolf:

i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”

like u do know that people can’t control their acne 

it’s not their fault

don’t be a dick

(via kaileighmarie)

animeteen:

THE SKY WAS LIKE 25 DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRAZY IN THE PAST HALF HOUR

(via sweatyemoji)

(via chuckiy)

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via chronicallylate)

ezekestiel:

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

(via hofferman)