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Anonymous asked: fuck you robo you suck (ily)

thefartsinourstars:

go away kamal

perf

kingcheddarxvii:

Me at Hogwarts:

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • walk up to fat lady portrait
  • she asks what the password is but I had better things to pay attention to so I forgot it
  • I say “dumbledore being gay doesnt really count as gay representation”
  • sneak in as she stumbles to find retort
  • walk into the common room
  • see it’s dead-ass boring
  • immediately download disco ball app on my iphone which I have hacked with my wizard powers to have unlimited wifi
  • levitate it over room using wingardium leviosa, which I know before all the other first-years because I saw the movies
  • suddenly the common room is sick as hell
  • easily-impressed wizards have no clue how technology works, think I am a master wizard
  • suddenly i’m Head Boy and I call the shots around here
  • previous Head Boy disagrees so I turn him into some sunglasses that I then place casually over my eyes
  • other muggle-borns nod in approval

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moreorjess:

duff-dickagan:

how do u have sex in the shower like its all slippity wippity so how do u do the hippidity dippidity

very carefully, and it helps if you don’t call it “hippidity dippidity”

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literallysokka:

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposely doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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kamaljarrah:

kamaljarrah:

I made ~another~ video. That’s 3 this month. Holy shit.

Guide to Internet Lingo by Kamal Jarrah

Likes and Reblogs are dope thank you

for the night crew

Hey watch this video what I made yesterday? That would be great thaaaaanks

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kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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Lauren Cohan poses for a portrait at the Getty Images Portrait Studio powered by Samsung Galaxy at Comic-Con International 2014 

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superwhovenging:

capslockapocalypse:

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE !! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

*softly in baby talk* wa pa pa pa pa pa pow

*softly in baby talk*  ring ding ding ding ding ding 

(via racheltastik)

kamaljarrah:

I made ~another~ video. That’s 3 this month. Holy shit.

Guide to Internet Lingo by Kamal Jarrah

Likes and Reblogs are dope thank you

for the night crew

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kamaljarrah:

I made ~another~ video. That’s 3 this month. Holy shit.

Guide to Internet Lingo by Kamal Jarrah

Likes and Reblogs are dope thank you

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bceky:

i love family bbqs b/c every guy must stand next to the bbq and have a conversation look at me im neXT TO THE FIRE AND MEAT

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